Jess: I need ham. Ceaser: No ham. Jess: We got a shipment of ham yesterday! Ceaser: No ham. Jess: Ceasar, there is a lady over there that has been saying she wants ham for the last twenty minutes and if I go back there empty-handed, there is a fifty-fifty chance that she will eat me! Ceaser: No ham! Jess: Then sew some bacon together because that woman is getting ham!
Lorelai: So, not only did you GO to a cop raided party, but you were the cause of the fight that caused the raid! Rory: Yes... Lorelai: [singing] Did you ever know that you're my heeero. You're everything I wish I could be!