Jack is happy to learn he met his father.. until he found out he needed a Kidney transplant. Now it's time for Kidney Now!

30 Rock Season 3 Episode 22 Quotes

There's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something invented in the 90s so they could sell more hair products.


Professor Milton Green, who's working on a three volume biography of Jimmy Carter, and if I give him a kidney he might, just might, live long enough to finish it.