Archer is wasted in this Season 5 scene. It is from the episode "Smugglers' Blues."
Archer gets drunk and blabs about his secret mission to Columbia on Archer Vice: Smuggler's Blues.

Archer Season 5 Episode 7 Quotes

I mean, did you used to be a man?


Lana: I want this baby!
Malory: Well, sure, now. Wait until you're waist deep in diapers, he's up with the croup and there's no bourbon in the house. Then fast forward to him knocking up the au pair, flunking out of college, and then single-handedly bankrupting your drug cartel!