Archer can't help himself but try and swap out the test results during "Blood Test."
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Archer Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Because I told you to buy lemon curd, Woodhouse. Now what am I going to spread on my toast? Your tears?

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Cyril: Ever since Lana and I broke up, I take solace in food.
Archer: Well keep your chins up, all eleven of them.