Archer goes on a rampage after he learns the chemotherapy medicine he was taking was fake. Too bad he took the real stuff before the rampage.

Archer Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Archer: Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the hogs of war.
Krieger: Dogs of wars.
Archer: Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up.

Archer: I've been treating my cancer with sugar pills!?
Krieger: You didn't think it was weird your chemo drugs were chewable?
Archer: Little kids get cancer.