Archer goes on a rampage after he learns the chemotherapy medicine he was taking was fake. Too bad he took the real stuff before the rampage.
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Archer Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Do I look like I need bald guy cream?. Mikey, I can barely get a comb through this. It's so thick my barber charges me double.

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Archer: Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the hogs of war.
Krieger: Dogs of wars.
Archer: Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up.