Gob: I was halfway to South America, but I couldn't let you get away with it because we're brothers, Mom, and we kind of like each other. Michael: You were going to South America? Gob: I don't think so.
Lucille 2: Excuse me, but I thought my AARP card was good for one and a guest. Buster: Hey, you know what? I knew that society would never accept this, and they never will.