Ted goes up against his rival, Pete (Kyle Bornheimer), when both of their research labs have similar inventions they're presenting.

Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Linda: You make no sound when you walk.
Veronica: Then I am ready to leave the monastery and avenge my parents. I'm kidding. I just buy expensive shoes made from very soft animals.

Pete: Hey, Ted. Strengthening your hand for that big date with yourself?
Ted: Nope, just practicing for later when I squeeze your mom's boobs. I'm not proud of that. I actually had a lovely conversation with Pete's mom at the Christmas party.