Janet: The company doesn't make mistakes. Ted: What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"? Janet: The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied Fribsday--the first ever eighth day of the week which will occur in 2024. Which the company believes should be celebrated casually. I'm going to wear a denim pantsuit. Ted: And when they urged all employees to "carpoop"? Janet: That wasn't mandatory. Thank God. Ted: Although we did find out what people would do to park slightly closer to the building.