Jay Harrington stars as the title character, Ted Crisp, on ABC's comedy, Better Off Ted. Ted is a VP of R&D at Veridian Dynamics.
The cast from CBS' new sitcom, Better Off Ted, pose in this promotional shot from above. These guys work at the offices of Veridian Dynamics.

Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things


Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie