Looks like poor Phil still has that pesky little screaming problem he got from being cryogenically frozen by Veridian during the pilot.
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Veronica leads a Veridian Dynamics meeting to discuss their next food product, we're talking about a cow-less meat grown in a lab!
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Ted offers up a delicious fork-full of some lab-grown meat in which zero cows were involved. You just know it's gonna be delicious even if it's a little weird.
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Phil is used to an experiment for cryogenic freezing. Wow it looks a lot more painful than we thought it'd be.
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Phil and Lem work together to work on Ted's idea to use this really uncomfortable fabric to make a chair. Hey, it's better than using it for breakfast meats.
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Ted talks to his two favorite research scientists, Lem Hewitt and Phil Mymen in this scene from the pilot from Better Off Ted.
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Is there anything the charming Ted Crisp can't do on Better Off Ted? Yeah, make ethically bad choices.
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Although Ted initially convinced Phil to go ahead and take place in their cryogenic freezing experiment, he tries to talk him out of it the next day.
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Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie