General Beckman: (looking at the tape on Casey's fingers) Are you okay, Major? Casey: Oh, er, just paper cuts. I'm on gift wrap station, General. General Beckman: It's an electronics store, Major, not Basra. Get it under control.
Ned: Chuck, you've been a good friend to me, so I'm gonna return the favor, I'm gonna let your girlfriend go. Chuck: No. Ellie: Chuck. Jeff: Ouch! Lester: Yikes, you get cold Christmases at the Bartowski's. Buy More Employee: Oh no, he didn't.