Lester: Hey! How was the big date? Big Mike: Gentlemen. It was a night of exquisite passion. I did things with that woman I didn't even know existed, which are likely illegal. Lester: Yes! So you took our advice? Big Mike: I lied my ass off.
Chuck: Are you enjoying this whole Martha Stewart thing? (laughs) I can't believe it. Please tell me you're not going soft on me. Sarah: Just shut up and eat your breakfast. Chuck: You better be careful, Sarah. One day, you might actually turn into a real girl.