Hang in there, Troy. We know it's unsettling to be a victim of the Ass Crack Bandit.
Dean Pelton, Jeff, and Annie investigate on Community. "Basic Intergluteal Numismatics" is the third episode of the show's fifth season

Community Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

We know that he hates money. Or loves it. Or doesn't care about money and hates butts. Or loves them.


This is the biggest PR crisis to hit Greendale since we held that rally protesting the wrong Korea.

Dean Pelton