Greendale isn’t a great place for education because it has a brilliant faculty teaching an amazing curriculum at a state of the art campus. No, Greendale is great because it gives everyone the opportunity to be better. This is why — even when Greendale is threatened with paintball wars, Chang's dictatorship, or being sold to Subway — the Greendale Human Beings will always risk everything to save their school.
Jeff: Everyone on this campus is nuts Leonard [in pool]: Not me! Jeff: Oh come on Leonard, if you're going to argue with me, put on a bathing suit Leonard: Busted