We aren't totally sure what Larry and Jeff are discussing in this scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm. But we're sure it's hilarious!
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 Quotes

You can't make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser. They take you up on it!

Larry

Can I tell you something about apricots? 1 in 30 is a good one. It's such a low percentage fruit.

Larry