Lynette: I've got an important assignment for you. Stu: Great. I'm really ready to take on more responsibility around here. Lynette: Yeah, I applaud that, but what I need...is for you to help me prove a point to my husband. Stu: Huh, you wanna make him jealous. Lynette: Uh, no (chuckles). Actually (takes out some candy) I need you to kidnap my children!