Quagmire manages to get Lois into his bed when Peter ends up with amnesia and adopts a bachelor lifestyle.
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Peter dreams of Jesus. Seriously.
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This might get Stewie in trouble. The little guy steals Brian's car on the 11/6/11 episode of Family Guy.
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Peter comes up with a new way of scaring up customers on Family Guy. "Baking Bad" is the third episode of the show's 13th season.
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Carter returns on Family Guy and Peter catches him in an affair.
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When forced to run to Texas and dress as a girl, Stewie enters a Little Miss Texas Pageant.
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Can you help, doctor? Lois and Peter take Stewie's best friend to the hospital in this scene from Family Guy.
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Stewie falls for a girl who reminds him of himself on this Family Guy episode. She is voiced by Cate Blanchett.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

That was the start of the dark times. The banks took our bars, our businesses, and then our homes. A change had to be made. A change only one man could make. I am The Windmaker. And I shoot monkeys now.

Peter