Quagmire manages to get Lois into his bed when Peter ends up with amnesia and adopts a bachelor lifestyle.
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Brian has had enough of Peter in the nude on Family Guy. "A Fistful of Meg" is the fourth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Obviously. It was only a matter of time.
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Stewie is Miley Cyrus' biggest fan and breaks back stage and claims to have cancer in order to spend time with the Disney creation.
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Meg hides her jailbird of a boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Chace Crawford) in her parents' house.
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Family Guy does Stephen King. Get it, Kings?
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Brian and Stewie become obsessed with Anne Murray on Family Guy. "Criss Cross" is the 12th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Peter decides to embrace the fact that Lois is Jewish by putting on some chest hair and a nice gaudy star of David.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Announcer: We now return to Morgan Freeman starring in "The Narrator."
Morgan Freeman: Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie.