Quagmire manages to get Lois into his bed when Peter ends up with amnesia and adopts a bachelor lifestyle.
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Stewie is jacked. Look at those biceps.
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Peter becomes a pirate after he steals a parrot from the vet.
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Look who's back! Stewat resurrected his best friend Brian on the Christmas episode of Family Guy.
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A picture of the overweight, borderline retarded patriarch of the Griffin family, Peter. Peter is actually voiced by the show's creator, Seth McFarlane.
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Meg returns to her family looking a little scary after serving time in the big house.
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Peter wants to throw Jesus a birthday party on Family Guy, "The 2000 Year Old Virgin"
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A storm hits Quahog on the episode "Seahorse Seashell Party." And Brian ingests some questionable substances as a result.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Peter, are you just trying to take a knee until the end of the show? Peter that's not gonna work, you can't just --

Lois