(Peter and Brian are watching TV) TV Announcer: We now return to Carl Sagan's Cosmos. TV Announcer 2: Edited for Rednecks. Carl Sagan: I'm Carl Sagan. Just how old is our planet? Scientists believe it's four bi-- Redneck: (dubbed over) Hundreds and hundreds of years old. Carl Sagan: Scientists have determined that the universe was created by a s-- Redneck: (dubbed over) God (held long). Carl Sagan: --ig bang. If you look at the bones of a-- Redneck: (dubbed over) Jesus. Carl Sagan: --nosaurus Rex, it's clear by the use of carbon dating th-- Redneck: (dubbed over) Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made.
(Peter spits tobacco on the floor) Brian: Peter, that's disgusting. Here, spit in this cup instead. (Peter spits in cup and puts it on the arm of the couch) Stewie: Oh, there's my apple juice. Brian: Stewie, wait don't- (Flashback to Stewie beating Brian) Stewie: Where's my money? You gonna give me my money? (Flashback ends) Brian: Oh, nevermind. (Stewie drinks from the cup and starts yelling)