(Lois walks out of Quagmire's house to pick up a letter from the mailbox) Peter: Lois, what the hell? I'm gone for one night and you sleep with Quagmire?! Lois: Mr. Griffin, what I do with my husband is none of your business. Peter: Husband? Quagmire: Morning, Pete. Hope you and Molly can still join us for dinner tonight. Baby, Let's go play "Schoolgirl & Guy Who Has Sex With Schoolgirl". (Lois giggles)
Lois: Peter used to be so passionate, but now he doesn't seem to be interested in me. Quagmire: Lois, if I may, Peter doesn't you. As a friend, I think you deserve to be with someone who knows how to be a gentleman. Lois: Oh, Glen. You're so sweet. (They embrace) Something's poking me. Quagmire: It's alright. It's just my wang.