Stewie and Brian spy on Carter in the hopes of revealing his deep, dark secret on Family Guy. "The Old Man and the Big 'C'" is the third episode of the show's 11th season.

Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 Quotes

Announcer: And now it's time for the Channel 5 sports report, brought to you by Kia. Kia: too bad it's a Kia!

Peter: Wow, I guess all this time Quagmire should've been saying "wiggity!"
Joe: Hah!
Peter: No, but he is our friend.