This might get Stewie in trouble. The little guy steals Brian's car on the 11/6/11 episode of Family Guy.
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Quagmire, Peter and Joe are determined to help Quagmire's sister on the episode "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q."
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A storm hits Quahog on the episode "Seahorse Seashell Party." And Brian ingests some questionable substances as a result.
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You're looking at a scene from the season premiere of Family Guy. Peter wins the lottery during it.
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Family Guy returns to the intergalactic world on its eighth season finale. This is a scene from the episode.
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A picture from the Family Guy episode, "Foreign Affairs," in which Bonnie and Lois take a trip to Paris.
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Obviously. It was only a matter of time.
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Brian gets a little freaked out when he ingests a questionable substance after a storm in "Seahorse Seashell Party."
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley