This might get Stewie in trouble. The little guy steals Brian's car on the 11/6/11 episode of Family Guy.
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Quagmire, Peter and Joe are determined to help Quagmire's sister on the episode "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q."
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A storm hits Quahog on the episode "Seahorse Seashell Party." And Brian ingests some questionable substances as a result.
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You're looking at a scene from the season premiere of Family Guy. Peter wins the lottery during it.
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Family Guy returns to the intergalactic world on its eighth season finale. This is a scene from the episode.
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A picture from the Family Guy episode, "Foreign Affairs," in which Bonnie and Lois take a trip to Paris.
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Obviously. It was only a matter of time.
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Brian gets a little freaked out when he ingests a questionable substance after a storm in "Seahorse Seashell Party."
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Family Guy Quotes

Chris: Mr. Woods. How do I get a girl to like me?
James Woods: Oh Chris, I'm your father, call me "dad".
Chris: Um, okay, dad. How do I get a girl to like me?
James Woods: Well, there's a number of ways Chris. Uh, for example, Kate Moss and I had the same coke supplier, and he threw a punch social one day, and we both happened to be there, and the next thing you know, we're both in the back room, slam bang. I went bareback, babe.
Chris: Wow, she sounds like a class act.
James Woods: No, not at all Chris. No, not at all.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)