This might get Stewie in trouble. The little guy steals Brian's car on the 11/6/11 episode of Family Guy.
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Quagmire, Peter and Joe are determined to help Quagmire's sister on the episode "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q."
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A storm hits Quahog on the episode "Seahorse Seashell Party." And Brian ingests some questionable substances as a result.
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You're looking at a scene from the season premiere of Family Guy. Peter wins the lottery during it.
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Family Guy returns to the intergalactic world on its eighth season finale. This is a scene from the episode.
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A picture from the Family Guy episode, "Foreign Affairs," in which Bonnie and Lois take a trip to Paris.
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Obviously. It was only a matter of time.
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Brian gets a little freaked out when he ingests a questionable substance after a storm in "Seahorse Seashell Party."
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Announcer: We now return to Morgan Freeman starring in "The Narrator."
Morgan Freeman: Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie.