Hugh Hefner swings by Family Guy to give Quagmire some advice after he loses his job.
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After going outside without sunscreen, Stewie becomes obsessed with tanning.
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Peter ends up in a drinking contest with his real father, an Irish man who's the town drunk, in order to prove they're related.
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Stewie ends up in a ski-off in order to win his beloved Rupert back.
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Brian and Quagmire join the police force and end up saving Brian from an obsessed Meg.
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Stewie and Olivia go on a double date with Brian and his girlfriend, Jillian.
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Lois volunteers to teach Chris' sex-ed class when the school is failing in her mind.
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Stewie meets Brian's hot, but dumb girlfriend, Jillian and can't stop ragging on him.
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Stewie signs Brian up for the army and the two of them find themselves shipped off to Iraq.
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Peter ends up using Meg's money to buy himself a super practical tank.
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When Peter's mother gets divorced and starts dating Tom Tucker, Peter begins to look to him as a father figure.
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When Lois rescues Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, Stewie becomes obsessed with his mother.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Stewie: Hey, you have a tattoo.
Brian: No I don't.
Stewie: Is that Ziggy? Is that a Ziggy tattoo
Brian: Aw, geez.
Stewie: Why do you have a Ziggy tattoo
Brian: I just to used think he was kind of funny. We should get to the hospital.