Brian and Quagmire join the police force and end up saving Brian from an obsessed Meg.
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Stewie and Olivia go on a double date with Brian and his girlfriend, Jillian.
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Lois volunteers to teach Chris' sex-ed class when the school is failing in her mind.
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Stewie meets Brian's hot, but dumb girlfriend, Jillian and can't stop ragging on him.
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Stewie signs Brian up for the army and the two of them find themselves shipped off to Iraq.
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Peter ends up using Meg's money to buy himself a super practical tank.
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When Peter's mother gets divorced and starts dating Tom Tucker, Peter begins to look to him as a father figure.
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When Lois rescues Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, Stewie becomes obsessed with his mother.
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Chris ends up crushing on a girl in school with down syndrome during this Valentine's Day episode.
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A picture of Mort Goldman, the nerdy pharmacist on Family Guy.
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Meg hides her jailbird of a boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Chace Crawford) in her parents' house.
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Meg visits her boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Chace Crawford) at prison.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Bill Clinton: All right, are you ready for another round of N.A.F.T.A
Lois Griffin: What does N.A.F.T.A. mean?
Bill Clinton: 'Nother Afternoon of F****** That Ass!