A picture of Brian and Stewie trapped in the vault during the appropriately titled episode, "Brian and Stewie."
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Peter tries to sit in on Stewie's "tea party" to try and bond with his son after admitting he doesn't like his kids.
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Poor Stewie gets knocked unconscious with a gaping gash on his head and all of the Griffins seemed more concerned about themselves than his welfare.
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Peter hides Quagmire underneath his clothes in order to have sex with Angela and keep his job.
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The family is shocked to meet Meg's new boyfriend, Anthony, who actually seems to be normal.
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Peter becomes a pirate after he steals a parrot from the vet.
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Brian's illegitimate son, Dylan, gets dropped off at the Griffin household for Brian to raise.
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Brian and Lois go for a bike ride during their vacation to Martha's Vineyard.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley