Lorelai: What about Dad? Emily: We're starting without him. Lorelai: Why? He's the one with the six o'clock flight. We don't have to go anywhere. We could stay all night. Kick back, do some jello shots, play light as a feather, sitff as a board... Richard: You started without me!
Lorelai: Okay, I'm officially way too tired to go out tonight so I'm not trusting my accessorizing instincts. Tell me what you think. Rory: I have no wilderness skills. Lorelai: So you hate the purse? Rory: How am I supposed to get into Harvard if I have no wilderness skills? Lorelai: I don't know honey. Maybe you'll have to give up your dream of majoring in logging. Rory: I called the Fireflies. Do they need troop leaders? Yes. Good, I'll be a troop leader. Great. The only catch is, it's summer. Camping season. I need wilderness skills. Why did you never take me camping? Lorelai: Camping? Are you kidding? I couldn't get you to step on wet grass until you were three. Rory: If you had taken me camping, I'd have wilderness skills. Lorelai: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll take you upstairs, I'll throw you out the window. If you manage to grab that tree, I'll be your witness.