Eat, eat, eat! This is a scene from the How I Met Your Mother episode "Bedtime Stories."
Ted and the others sit around their booth telling stories.
Jason Segel stars as How I Met Your Mother as Marshall. He's a major reason we tune in each wee.

How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 Quotes

Barney: The international dateline, that's right new theory. What's that you ask?
Ted: Nobody did
Barney: I'll now address your query.

There is no girl too pretty. For I am Barney Stinson, Player King of New York City.