Barney: Barney Stinson is back on the market. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your MILSWANCA's. Marshall: MILSWANCA's? Ted: Oh wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd Like to Sleep With and Never Call Again Barney: Correct, circle gets a square
Lily: Barney I've had Shelly set aside for three years Barney: Dude, Ted was not missing out. She's brainy and annoying. Kind of boring in the sack. Oh I guess she would have been perfect for Ted. Whoops.