Frank didn't buy shitty presents. Frank bought the most awesome presents in the entire world. As a matter of fact, he would find out what Christmas presents we wanted that year and he'd buy it for himself, instead of buying them for us.
Mac: No, your other left. Charlie: My other left? I only have one left. Mac: It's just an expression. Just move it to the other direction. Charlie: What would that expression be for? For someone with two lefts? Mac: No, just move it the other way. Charlie: Towards your left? Mac: Your left and my left are the same left because we're facing the same direction. Charlie: Eh, we're two different people so we can't have the same left. It doesn't make sense.