When Dennis swings by to pick up a ball, Charlie tells him they he has cancer.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Carmen, you got the most amazing body. Are you bulimic or what?


Mac: Is that a penis in your pants?
Carmen: Yeah.
Mac: You lied to me.
Carmen: No, I didn't. You lied to me. You don't workout? Please! I've seen you at the gym. You're ripped.
Mac: No, don't turn this around -- wait, really? You think so?