Pauly D at the t-shirt store he will be working at for the summer on MTV's Jersey Shore. This show is hilarious.

Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

I don't give a f**k if you're fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years old. I'll dance with ya. I think it's hilarious.


You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.