Mike and Molly discuss a rather important topic in this scene from "Mike Likes Lasagna," as Molly wants them to write their own vows.

Mike & Molly Season 2 Episode 17 Quotes

Did I dream this, or last night were you drunk in the backyard throwing a knife at a tree?

Victoria [to Molly]

Carl: If I die before you and you have to write my eulogy, compare me to chicken piccata.
Mike: Done.