Jay and Claire get into an argument when Jay intentionally hits Phil with a plane in the face and kind of admits he's never liked the guy.
Everyone gathers around papa Jay to get in for a group hug on last night's episode of Modern Family.
Gloria takes her granddaughter Alex to lunch to try and convince her she's pretty and should wear a dress to the wedding.
Manny may have come over to bond with Luke, but he ends up spending more time with his step-sister, Claire. Yeah, it's funny they're siblings.
Phil has seen better days. The family gathers around, as this cool dad tries to recover from injuries.

Modern Family Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you to not like me.


Claire: Oh, go figure. A teenage boy doesn't want to hang out with his girlfriend's dad.
Phil: I thought we were past all that. I'm all about taking it to the next level.
Claire: Really? I thought you were all about keeping it real.
Phil: Yes, but the whole point of keeping it real is so you can take it to the next level. Did you really not know that?