When they discover a cigarette burn in the couch and none of the kids admit to it, Phil takes away Christmas.
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Phil Dunphy is the luckiest dad on television. His wife, Claire, is downright gorgeous.
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We can't think of a more ideal guest-starring role: Fred Willard appears on Modern Family as Phil's father.
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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

Claire [to kids]: Which one of you was smoking?
Phil: Not me, I have a respiratory problem.
Claire: Obviously, not you.

Phil: Where's mom?
Phil's Dad: Mom is sinking fast.... she's in the bath tub.