When they discover a cigarette burn in the couch and none of the kids admit to it, Phil takes away Christmas.
Phil Dunphy is the luckiest dad on television. His wife, Claire, is downright gorgeous.
We can't think of a more ideal guest-starring role: Fred Willard appears on Modern Family as Phil's father.

Modern Family Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

Claire [to kids]: Which one of you was smoking?
Phil: Not me, I have a respiratory problem.
Claire: Obviously, not you.

Phil: Where's mom?
Phil's Dad: Mom is sinking fast.... she's in the bath tub.