Jay and Claire get into an argument when Jay intentionally hits Phil with a plane in the face and kind of admits he's never liked the guy.
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Everyone gathers around papa Jay to get in for a group hug on last night's episode of Modern Family.
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Gloria takes her granddaughter Alex to lunch to try and convince her she's pretty and should wear a dress to the wedding.
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Manny may have come over to bond with Luke, but he ends up spending more time with his step-sister, Claire. Yeah, it's funny they're siblings.
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Luke runs into his grandpa while out on a bike ride on his sister's girl bike. Jay can't help but make fun of his grandson for riding a girlie bike while he rides around in his unbelievable Mercedes SL63 AMG. Yeah, we're jealous.
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Phil is busy lying to Claire to cover up for yet another one of his stupid antics as cool dad where he tries to teach Luke a lesson by stealing his bike.
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Claire introduces Phil to their hot new neighbor, Desiree, while out for a family bike ride. Phil definitely finds her attractive.
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Mitchell and Cameron take Lily to a toddler class so she can make some friends. Mitchell makes Cameron tone it down while there.
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Modern Family Season 1 Quotes

I never liked Spandau Ballet. Our entire marriage, I never once mentioned Spandau Ballet. Am I even pronouncing that right?

Phil

Phil: Kids, get down here!
Haley: Why are you guys yelling at us? We were way upstairs, just text me.
Claire: Alright, that's not going to happen and...wow, you're not wearing that outfit.
Haley: What's wrong with it?
Claire [to Phil]: Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?
Phil: Sorry. Oh yeah, it looks really cute sweetheart.
Haley: Thanks.
Claire [to Haley]: No, it's way too short. People know you're a girl; you don't need to prove it to them