Jay and Claire get into an argument when Jay intentionally hits Phil with a plane in the face and kind of admits he's never liked the guy.
Everyone gathers around papa Jay to get in for a group hug on last night's episode of Modern Family.
Gloria takes her granddaughter Alex to lunch to try and convince her she's pretty and should wear a dress to the wedding.
Manny may have come over to bond with Luke, but he ends up spending more time with his step-sister, Claire. Yeah, it's funny they're siblings.
Luke runs into his grandpa while out on a bike ride on his sister's girl bike. Jay can't help but make fun of his grandson for riding a girlie bike while he rides around in his unbelievable Mercedes SL63 AMG. Yeah, we're jealous.
Phil is busy lying to Claire to cover up for yet another one of his stupid antics as cool dad where he tries to teach Luke a lesson by stealing his bike.
Claire introduces Phil to their hot new neighbor, Desiree, while out for a family bike ride. Phil definitely finds her attractive.
Mitchell and Cameron take Lily to a toddler class so she can make some friends. Mitchell makes Cameron tone it down while there.

Modern Family Season 1 Quotes

I never liked Spandau Ballet. Our entire marriage, I never once mentioned Spandau Ballet. Am I even pronouncing that right?


Phil: Kids, get down here!
Haley: Why are you guys yelling at us? We were way upstairs, just text me.
Claire: Alright, that's not going to happen and...wow, you're not wearing that outfit.
Haley: What's wrong with it?
Claire [to Phil]: Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?
Phil: Sorry. Oh yeah, it looks really cute sweetheart.
Haley: Thanks.
Claire [to Haley]: No, it's way too short. People know you're a girl; you don't need to prove it to them