Carla manages to get Turk into the on call room with the promise of sex in order to get him to sit down and talk to J.D.
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The Todd goes full on creepy as he now participates in swinging couples... without bringing another half himself.
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Elliot tricks J.D. into the on call room by making out with him and dragging him there to talk with Turk.
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When Turk and J.D. are a little upset with each other, Elliot and Carla trick them into going into the on-call room to talk.
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Scrubs Season 8 Episode 17 Quotes

Denise: I don't know why I keep jumping into bed with him. My confidence is shot from screwing up that spinal last week and then yesterday I misdiagnosed a ectopic pregnancy. I dunno maybe I wanted to do I knew I could do right. Like banging a dude. I'm a giant ho bag.
Elliot: No, no you're not. So is Derek a good guy?
Denise: Derek? I thought it was Eric

Kim: Hey, J.D., since you're coming around my hospital a lot more often now, I was hoping maybe you could dress a little nicer and maybe say smell you later a little less often or just stop completely?
J.D.: Are you sure? It's hilarious
Kim: It's not.