Turk does his impression of the Gopher dance at the end of Caddy Shack while he's telling his patient's dad that his son will never walk again. Can you think of a better way to tell him?
The Janitor thinks Lady doesn't like him when she's unwilling to hold his hand in last night's Scrubs, "My Nah Nah Nah."
Perry and Jordan are having the weirdest of relationship problems.. Cox decides to wear their old wedding rings and man it's pissing off Jordan.

Scrubs Season 8 Episode 11 Quotes

J.D.: You're gonna go in there and be completely honest
Turk: Is that all you got? I've been a doctor for more than ten minutes

J.D.: I am not a girl! What's this show, is it new?
Turk: It's SportsCenter, dude