J.D. [to Cox]: you won't admit this, but you're in love with Carla. Carla: No, he's not. Dr. Cox: Actually, I am. Carla: You're starting again. J.D.: And Carla, you're mad that Turk didn't trust you enough to tell you. Turk: See? Trust, woman, trust! J.D.: Whatever. The point is that Turk is sorry. Turk: Not anymore! Carla: I can't believe you thought he was a threat. Dr. Cox: I'm a threat! Carla: You're not in love with me, you idealize me. J.D.: Can we just try and stay focused... Turk: You're mad 'cause I'm scared of losing you? Carla: Yes, because we're stronger than that! Dr. Cox: Apparently not!
J.D.: My man Turk, is getting it daily and nightly and ever so rightly! Ah! What up, dogg! J.D.'s narration: Once every 4.2 seconds a man says something stupid that a woman hears and punishes him for... luckily, this wasn't one of those times. Carla: What did you just say? J.D.: "What up...dogg?"