Jerry pretends to suffocate George with a pillow at the hospital.
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Jerry and Elaine attempts to have a friends with benefits type relationship... and fail.
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Elaine hosts a baby shower at Jerry's place and leave it to Kramer to help ruin the event.
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George, Jerry and Elaine attempt to have dinner at a chinese restaurant without reservations.
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After getting a busboy fried, George and Kramer go to his apartment.
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A picture of Wayne Knight as Newman, a popular, recurring character on Seinfeld.
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George questions his sexuality when "it" moves while getting a massage from a man in "The Note."
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A poster of the Seinfeld cast doing its thing.
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Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

Cynthia: What does he look like?Elaine: Um, well, he's got a lot of character in his face. Um, he's short. Um, he's stocky.Cynthia: Fat. Is that what you're saying, that he's fat?Elaine: Powerful. He is so powerful, he can lift a hundred pounds right up over his head. And um, what else. What else. Oh, right. Um, well, he's kind of, just kind of losing his hair.Cynthia: He's bald?Elaine: No! No, no, no, he's not bald. He's balding.Cynthia: So he will be bald.Elaine: Yup.

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