Elaine is less than pleased with the noises when Kramer dates her roommate in "The Truth."
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Jerry compliments Jack's astronaut pen that can write upside down and it becomes a scandal in "The Pen."
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Jerry agrees to take care of the dog of a fellow passenger when he ends up ill in "The Dog."
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A picture of young Jerry and George from a 1970s flashback in the Seinfeld episode, "The Library."
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Only Seinfeld could make an adventure out of trying to find a car in "The Parking Garage."
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Jerry tries to give advice to an unsuccessful restaurant owner in "The Cafe."
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Kramer helps George try a new Chinese cure for baldness in "The Tape."
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George thinks his girlfriend is perfect... other than her nose in the Seinfeld episode, "The Nose Job."
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Jerry gets stranded at a party with these two lovely hosts when George leaves him and Elaine at a party in "The Stranded."
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When Jerry's car is stolen, he's forced to rent a car in "The Alternate Side."
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A picture of the cashmere sweater and its infamous red dot that gets George fired in "The Red Dot."
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The Seinfeld gang all has their own individual unique adventures on "The Subway."
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Seinfeld Quotes

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George

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"