Jerry inherits a statue that looks exactly like one George's family had before he broke it.
After hearing about an opening in his apartment building, Jerry immediately notifies Elaine.
Jerry and George break into George's girlfriend's house in order to intercept some angry voicemail messages he left her.
Jerry tries to turn his jacket inside-out to protect it from the snow, but thinks he'll look like an idiot.
At dinner at his aunt's house, Jerry makes an offhand comment about hating anyone that grew up with a pony.
Jerry convinces George to break up with his girlfriend, Marlene, only to end up dating her himself!
A picture of Cosmo Kramer, Jerry's whacky neighbor on Seinfeld.
A picture of Elain Benes, the only female member of Jerry's friends on Seinfeld. She's also his ex-girlfriend.

Seinfeld Quotes

I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!


Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.