(holding up the dildo) Miranda: Wow! Nobody needs this much. You know the average woman is only five inches deep. Carrie: Is that written on your placemat or something? Miranda: To me the mark of a fine penis is width. Samantha: I couldn' t agree with you more.
Charlotte: So how are you? Carrie: I'm good. How are you? Charlotte: Great. Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me. Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon. Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?