Cartman is left on the crucifix when he plays Jesus in the "Stations of the Cross" play.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
A picture of Wendy Testaburger of South Park fame. Wendy is Stan's girlfriend.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman and the boys create their own religion and Cartman becomes a bit of a preacher.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Korn guest stars in a Scooby Doo-esque Halloween episode of South Park.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman tries to use Weight Gain 4000 to get in shape for receiving an award from Kathie Lee Gifford.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
This is what Moses looks like on South Park. Yeah, we don't get it either.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman, dressed as the tooth fairy, comes to visit Butters in the middle of the night.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
"Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. Your tears taste so good."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

South Park Quotes

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.

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