Cartman and the boys create their own religion and Cartman becomes a bit of a preacher.

South Park Season 4 Episode 10 Quotes

Satan: I just don't know which one to pick.
God: Now you've become dependent on relationships.

(to Satan) If you're not sexually attracted to someone, then you're not ever going to be. But Saddam isn't right for you either, he's the other extreme. You should try spending some time alone, find the middle ground. That's what I do, because I'm a Buddhist.