A nice version of Cartman comes from a parallel version sporting a goatee.

South Park Season 2 Episode 15 Quotes

You guys a hella stupid,
You guys a hella lame,
You guys a hella dumb,
hella, hella, hella.

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Chef: I hope you're ready for lunch children, because today I've got spooky spaghetti, and freaky french fries...
Stan: Uh, Chef?
Chef: ...and haunted hash browns, and a creepy cookie...
Kyle: Chef?
Chef: ...and monstrous milk, and a terrifying napkin!
Stan: CHEF!!