Cartman and Cheesy Poofs

Cartman auditions to get the starring role in a new Cheesy Poofs commercial.
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Stan and Shelly get Chickenpox

Stan and Shelly end up getting chickenpox when their mother forces them to hang out with Kenny to catch it.
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Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls Picture

Chef sets up a stand to sell his chocolate salty balls during the South Park film festival.
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Cartman Swimming

Cartman struggles as he's stuck learning to swim during "Summer Sucks."
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Crabtree the Comic

Ms. Crabtree becomes a famous stand-up comic while the boys are stuck in the bus at the edge of a cliff.
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The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka Picture

The boys try and make up a news story about "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" to get back at Jimbo and Ned for lying.
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Conjoined Fetus Lady Picture

The school nurse has a very rare disease in which she has a conjoined fetus attached to her head. Hence a silly named episode.
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Run Ike, Run!

The boys help Ike escape when they think a circumcision means the end of Ike's penis.
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Respect my Authority

Respect my Authority! Cartman takes over patrolling the streets when Officer Barbrady resigns.
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Cartman's Mom is STILL a Dirty Slut Picture

We resume back to find out who Cartman's father is only for Mephisto to be shot!
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Terrand and Phillips Picture

It's up to Terrance and Phillip to save both Terrance's little daughter and their country, Canada.
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South Park Pee Picture

Cartman enjoys a nicer intertube ride before they discover there's too much urine in the pool.
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South Park Quotes

(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.