A picture of Cartman, his mother, and all his potential fathers from the 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance.
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A picture of Mecha-Streisand terrorizing the poor town of South Park. Only Robert Smith can help!
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Mr. Garrison decides to get a little plastic surgery and soon discovers he no longer wants to teach with his new good looks.
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A picture of Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, who comes to visit Kyle on Christmas. Nobody believes the crazy bastard.
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When the boys adopt a starving Ethiopian to get a free sports watch, they end up with Starvin Marvin instead.
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New South Park student Damien arranges a boxing match between Jesus and Satan, which the whole town bets on.
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When the folks of South Park become zombies, everyone thinks they just have pinkeye.
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Death comes to visit Grandpa Marsh as he goes through elaborate ways to kill himself.
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A picture of the boys taking Kyle's pet elephant to school with them on South Park.
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A picture of Stan and his gay dog Sparky going on Big Gay Al's boat ride.
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Uncle Jimbo and Ned take the boys hunting on a mountain that turns out to be an active volcano.
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Cartman tries to use Weight Gain 4000 to get in shape for receiving an award from Kathie Lee Gifford.
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South Park Season 1 Quotes

Kyle: Dude, I have to save Ike! I don't even know what to do!
Stan: Well, we can't do anything now; that fat bitch won't let us!
Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Stan: I said that rabbits eat lettuce.
Ms. Crabtree: Oh. Well, yes, they certainly do...

Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today Chef?
Chef: Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles, and a choice of green bean casserole, or vegetable medley.
Cartman: Kickass.