Randy Gets Cancer

Randy gives himself testicular cancer in order to get medicinal marijuana. Makes sense to us.
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Butters the Author

Butters takes credit for writing "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" after the boys try and pass the blame to them.
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Tiger Woods on South Park

South Park parodied the Tiger Woods sex scandal during its season fourteen premiere.
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South Park Season 14 Quotes

Kyle: Wow, I didn't know Golf games were this cool.
Cartman: Yeah dude, EA Sports outdid themselves this time.

Why would a man who is famous and makes tons of money, use that to try and have sex with a lots of different women?

CDC Guy