The boys discover a man that has been trapped in the ice since 1996... in 1999. He's prehistoric man.
The underpants gnomes sneak into Tweek's room at night and steal his underwear.
Cartman and his Uncle break Charles Manson free from prison.
A nice version of Cartman comes from a parallel version sporting a goatee.
The boys get a bunch of famous musicians to help raise money to save Chef from his financial woes.
A couple wins a trip to visit South Park during the Cow Days festival.
The boys build a clubhouse in order to get the girls to come over to play "Truth or Dare."
Cartman auditions to get the starring role in a new Cheesy Poofs commercial.
Stan and Shelly end up getting chickenpox when their mother forces them to hang out with Kenny to catch it.
Chef sets up a stand to sell his chocolate salty balls during the South Park film festival.
Cartman struggles as he's stuck learning to swim during "Summer Sucks."
Ms. Crabtree becomes a famous stand-up comic while the boys are stuck in the bus at the edge of a cliff.

South Park Season 2 Quotes

Cartman: So, what kind of side dishes are we going to enjoy this evening with our frozen waffles?
Cartman: Am I to understand there will be no side dishes?
Mr. McKormick: So, Kyle, your father still brings home those big fat lawyer paychecks?
Mrs. McKormick: Now, clamhead! Don't even get started!
Mr. McKormick: What? I was just asking a question. Your father and I used to be best friends. But he ended up going to law school because he has rich parents.
Mrs. McKormick: That's not why he was sent to law school! He had dreams that didn't involved getting lazy and drunk all the time!
(Waffle pops out of toaster)
Kevin: My waffle's done! My waffle's done!
Mrs. McKormick: Now now, Kevin. We don't have enough for everybody. You have to split that with your brother.
Cartman: My god, are you f(beep)king kidding me?
Mr. McKormick: Hey! We don't say f(beep)k at the dinner table, you little assh*le!
Cartman: (muttering) Yeah, well apparently, they don't say side dishes either...