The boys discover a man that has been trapped in the ice since 1996... in 1999. He's prehistoric man.
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The underpants gnomes sneak into Tweek's room at night and steal his underwear.
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Cartman and his Uncle break Charles Manson free from prison.
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A nice version of Cartman comes from a parallel version sporting a goatee.
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The boys get a bunch of famous musicians to help raise money to save Chef from his financial woes.
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A couple wins a trip to visit South Park during the Cow Days festival.
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The boys build a clubhouse in order to get the girls to come over to play "Truth or Dare."
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Cartman auditions to get the starring role in a new Cheesy Poofs commercial.
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South Park Season 2 Quotes

Kyle: You can't die Mr Hankey, you can't.
Mr. Hankey: (Cough)
Kyle, before I go, there's something I must tell you. Come closer Closer
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: There is another Skywalker. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo
Mr. Hankey: (Mr Hankey appears to be alive) Wait Kyle.
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: Come closer
Kyle: What is it?
Mr. Hankey: Closer
Kyle: Yes?
Mr. Hankey: Closer! (Pause) One time, when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had my friend take a picture. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo

Phillip: The subway certainly is wonderful, Terrance.
Terrance: It sure is. Let's look for treasure.
Phillip: Yes. Let's look for treasure.