The boys discover a man that has been trapped in the ice since 1996... in 1999. He's prehistoric man.
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The underpants gnomes sneak into Tweek's room at night and steal his underwear.
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Cartman and his Uncle break Charles Manson free from prison.
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A nice version of Cartman comes from a parallel version sporting a goatee.
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The boys get a bunch of famous musicians to help raise money to save Chef from his financial woes.
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A couple wins a trip to visit South Park during the Cow Days festival.
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The boys build a clubhouse in order to get the girls to come over to play "Truth or Dare."
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Cartman auditions to get the starring role in a new Cheesy Poofs commercial.
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Stan and Shelly end up getting chickenpox when their mother forces them to hang out with Kenny to catch it.
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Chef sets up a stand to sell his chocolate salty balls during the South Park film festival.
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Cartman struggles as he's stuck learning to swim during "Summer Sucks."
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Ms. Crabtree becomes a famous stand-up comic while the boys are stuck in the bus at the edge of a cliff.
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South Park Season 2 Quotes

Cartman: So, what kind of side dishes are we going to enjoy this evening with our frozen waffles?
(pause)
Cartman: Am I to understand there will be no side dishes?
Mr. McKormick: So, Kyle, your father still brings home those big fat lawyer paychecks?
Mrs. McKormick: Now, clamhead! Don't even get started!
Mr. McKormick: What? I was just asking a question. Your father and I used to be best friends. But he ended up going to law school because he has rich parents.
Mrs. McKormick: That's not why he was sent to law school! He had dreams that didn't involved getting lazy and drunk all the time!
(Waffle pops out of toaster)
Kevin: My waffle's done! My waffle's done!
Mrs. McKormick: Now now, Kevin. We don't have enough for everybody. You have to split that with your brother.
Cartman: My god, are you f(beep)king kidding me?
Mr. McKormick: Hey! We don't say f(beep)k at the dinner table, you little assh*le!
Cartman: (muttering) Yeah, well apparently, they don't say side dishes either...

Phillip: The subway certainly is wonderful, Terrance.
Terrance: It sure is. Let's look for treasure.
Phillip: Yes. Let's look for treasure.