Stiles: Missing and presumed dead, Scott, because he was probably a virgin. You know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? You know what that means? It means my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life, okay. I need to have sex. Like right now. Someone needs to have sex with me like today. Like someone needs to sex me right now! Danny: Alright I'll do it. Stiles: Woah! What? Danny: Come over to my place at 9. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle. Stiles: That is so sweet. Are you kidding? Danny: Yes. I'm kidding. Stiles: You don't toy with a guys emotions like that, Danny. It's not attractive, alright?