Sheldon: You are the living embodiment of the beautiful Princess Panchali. Lalita: Oh, no kidding? Who is that? Sheldon: A beloved character from an Indian folktale. Lalita: Oh. "Us" Indian or "Come to our casino" Indian? Sheldon: "You" Indian
Sheldon: I'll have a diet Coke. Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks. Sheldon: Fine... I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre. Penny: That's... rum and Coke without the rum. Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?