How do you distract yourself from going into labor? By having Ryan read some poetry, of course.
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Just breathe, Pam. The pregnant office worker doesn't want to go to the hospital until midnight.
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Jim and Pam are married. Now they are having a baby.
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The Office Season 6 Episode 17 Quotes

Pam: Don't be mad.
Jim: Mad? How could I be mad? We're having a little girl.

I love escorting people... I put an ad out for an escort service and got A LOT of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.

Dwight