How do you distract yourself from going into labor? By having Ryan read some poetry, of course.
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Just breathe, Pam. The pregnant office worker doesn't want to go to the hospital until midnight.
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Jim and Pam are married. Now they are having a baby.
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The Office Season 6 Episode 17 Quotes

I'm been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes, I wake up cradling a gourd.

Dwight

Gotta go wash my eyes. That kid's gonna have a lot of hair.

Michael