How do you distract yourself from going into labor? By having Ryan read some poetry, of course.
Just breathe, Pam. The pregnant office worker doesn't want to go to the hospital until midnight.
Jim and Pam are married. Now they are having a baby.

The Office Season 6 Episode 17 Quotes

Michael: Should I bring a dictionary?
Oscar: The hospital will provide dictionaries. Bring a thesaurus.

Gotta go wash my eyes. That kid's gonna have a lot of hair.