I Choo-Choo-Choose You

Lisa gives Ralph a pity card that features a train and the iconic phrasing, "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" on it.
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Fat Tony Apprentice

Homer taking over as a mob boss? We thought we'd seen it all.
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Fool Monty Picture

Lisa stands up for Mr. Burns on the upcoming Simpsons episode, "The Fool Monty."
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Enticing Mr. Burns - The Simpsons

A young CEO entices Mr. Burns into funding her project on The Simpsons. "Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story" is the fifth episode of the show's 35th season.
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Cloning Homer

In the future, Homer has a clone made of himself every time he dies on The Simpsons.
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Jimbo Jones Picture

A picture of Jimbo Jones, the leader of the Springfield Elementary bullies on The Simpsons.
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Marge Worries - The Simpsons

Marge worries that Bart's character is being ruined by his new job on The Simpsons. "Wad Goals" is the 13th episode of the show's 32nd season.
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Sadgasm

LOL.
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Lisa's Fantasy World

It's a magical place. Amusing too.
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Xena - The Simpsons

The Collector has kidnapped plenty of celebrities to keep in his permanent collection. Xena is ready to break free and save them all.
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Any Given Sundance

Lisa enters a film in the vaunted Sundance festival. Bart and Homer aren't pleased as to its content.
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The Wrong Ride - The Simpsons

The Simpsons get on the wrong amusement park ride and end up on Kang and Kodos' home planet in "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
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The Simpsons Quotes

Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!

Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?

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